I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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