Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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