All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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