White coat. Heels.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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