Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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