I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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