How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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