Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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