I want to stick my p in your. b.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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