I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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