Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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