Yo dont text me then not text me
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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