Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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