Me too!
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
There's always time for handjobs
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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