actually, I'm a sock model
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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