did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
