You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
