I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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