Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Dear god my vagina.
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