clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
They have beer where we have blood.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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