Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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