I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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