When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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