real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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