the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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