New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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