Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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