Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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