You work out of a Hotel?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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