do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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