is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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