flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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