i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
only you would photoshop your dick
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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