I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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