Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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