i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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