question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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