She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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