ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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