He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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