after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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