she is the kim kardashian of front butts
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
