Is it normal to miss your booty call?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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