i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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