seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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