Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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