I want to have your abortion
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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