Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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