Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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