It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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