He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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