so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
please come you make the beer taste better
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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