Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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