Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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