sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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