I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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