I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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