I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I can't trust your balls anymore.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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