Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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